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[chloroformedthejanitor]

Hello, you've reached the answering machine of Annie Edison! Sorry I couldn't take your call, but leave me a message, and I'll be sure to get back to you.

Comments

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[(Anonymous)]

[chloroformedthejanitor]

um I really hope this is john blake and not some weirdo just texting me jokes.

and what happens?

[(Anonymous)]

[chloroformedthejanitor]

oh my god GROSS

ok, in which country can you get the most neck-wear?

[oversight]

Which?

[chloroformedthejanitor]

tie-land.

[oversight]

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

[chloroformedthejanitor]

I don't know, how?

text;

[oversight]

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

Re: text;

[chloroformedthejanitor]

oh no

[don't let it fool you, these are probably her favorite things.]

I don't know. what?

text;

[oversight]

"You look a little pail!"

[He knows, Annie, he knows.]

Why did the rapper carry the umbrella?

text;

[chloroformedthejanitor]

that's seriously awful.

[she's laughing anyway. kind of embarrassing, don't mention it.]

why?

text;

[oversight]

Fo' drizzle.

What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

[This is what Wonderland does to a guy like Blake.]

Re: text;

[chloroformedthejanitor]

hahaha, I don't know, what?

text;

[oversight]

A private tutor, heh. ;)

text 1/5

[pottershotter]

thisis your first death right
youll come back soojmn
so com backl soon

text 2/5

[pottershotter]

im really sorry by thway
i shouldve just grabbed you

text 3/5

[pottershotter]

not like that thats weird im marriedish

text 4/5

[pottershotter]

but i was goingg to appararate to the cilnic i shouldve just done it anyway
wih you i mean. sidealogn appaparate

text 5/5

[pottershotter]

so im realy sorry please wake up soon

[chloroformedthejanitor]

um, as honored as I am that you're drunk texting me, I think I'll be ok...

[pottershotter]

annie!!!
im glad youre alrihgt. youre alriht rigth? welcom back!!!

and good you should be honered
im flatterred youre honoredd

[chloroformedthejanitor]

my clothes are pretty torn up, and did you seriously just leave me in the hallway?

[pottershotter]

what????? NO.
i put you n your room in your bed
did you sleepwakl or something??




is that a thign peopl can do when theyre dead????

[chloroformedthejanitor]

no james, i can't sleepwalk if I'm DEAD jeez. also that's slightly creepy if not mostly sweet. I wonder how I ended up out here...